random shit.
Things that I like, find amusing, beautiful, sad, basically anything and everything that I connect to.

 

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

apparently bra straps are now the equivalent of genitalia. *male logic*

(Source: needingiceland)

Reblog if you’re not homophobic

elma1972:

larryloveflakes:

fabu-darlin:

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Reblog this you little shits.

Always reblog.

gllry:

Theresa Himmer sequin graffiti installations in Reykjavik, Iceland

gllry:

Theresa Himmer 
sequin graffiti installations in Reykjavik, Iceland

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?


BAHAHA. “GIFT WRAP” LADIES SHALL WE START WRAPPING PRESENTS WITH PAD WRAPPERS? LMFAO. The only way you don’t know what that is is if you’re a child who has no reason to know, or a man who has never been around women who menstruate.

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

BAHAHA. “GIFT WRAP” LADIES SHALL WE START WRAPPING PRESENTS WITH PAD WRAPPERS? LMFAO.
The only way you don’t know what that is is if you’re a child who has no reason to know, or a man who has never been around women who menstruate.

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER


OH MY GOD HOW HAVE OUR YOUTH MISSED  OUT ON THIS

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

OH MY GOD HOW HAVE OUR YOUTH MISSED OUT ON THIS

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls)

St. Jude Give Thanks. Walk

The St. Jude Give thanks. Walk. is quickly approaching and I still need your help to reach my personal fundraising goal of $100. So far I’ve raised $10 and your donation would be greatly appreciated. My family is attempting to raise $10,000 and so far we have raised $1,845. 

We are raising money because St. Jude saved my brother’s life. And not only did they save him, but they did it without any cost to my family. We didn’t struggle to pay for surgeries or treatments or housing or food. My parents didn’t have to choose between helping him or feeding my 3 sisters and keeping a roof over their heads. Cancer is a very expensive illness, that isn’t always covered by insurance. And that is why St. Jude does not charge their patients’ families, because cancer is hard enough without bankrupting you to treat it. I am happy to be a part of that system, one that raises the funds they need and uses them 100% to help the families and the patients get the right treatment. 

You can be sure that your donation will go a long way in the fight against childhood cancer and other deadly diseases. Not only does St. Jude treat the world’s sickest children with the best care, but thanks to committed supporters like us, families never receive a bill from St. Jude for treatment, travel, housing or food.

Please visit my fundraising page to learn more and donate today.

On behalf of the kids of St. Jude, thank you for your support.

If you could please reblog to spread the word and help raise money for this very important cause, that would be greatly appreciated. We helped ALS charities raise millions of dollars this summer with the Ice Bucket Challenges, now let’s raise some money for children’s cancer and other diseases that are often deadly and debilitating. Please support St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP!!!!!

It’s that time of year again! For weeks pretty much the entire internet was full of Ice Bucket challenges for ALS, a very worthy cause. I would like to ask the charitable bloggers of Tumblr to support another cause: Children’s Cancer research at St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. My reasons for donating are personal, as St. Jude helped my brother beat medullablastoma cancer, which I am extremely grateful for. If you would like to extend your support, please click on the link below, and make a donation or join the team! We are trying to raise $10,000 so every penny counts. No donation is too small! Thanks!

Also, if you support this please reblog so it can be spread throughout tumblr. Thanks!!!

http://fundraising.stjude.org/site/TR/Walk/Walk?px=2328223&pg=personal&fr_id=21002&sc_cid=emh8726

necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

Wait, you guys don’t read the number on your currency? You just pay by color?

(Source: sanfrisko)